The Daily Mail song

Hello all,

A few people have asked for this as an mp3. Go on then, help yourself:

The Daily Mail Song

And if you haven’t seen the vid, WHERE YOU BEEN?! It’s here:

See you anon.

71 Responses to “The Daily Mail song”

  1. Caroline Says:

    I love it. I love it very much. :) Thank you for made my day. C.

  2. amy Says:

    just brilliant!! had a grim grim day and your video made me laugh out loud – thnak you. amy

  3. Rauth Says:

    Great song!

  4. Juliet Says:

    Oh genius video, I also really loved your *taxing* vid too

  5. Simon Says:

    This is priceless! Have forwarded it on to all friends and family…required viewing!
    Simon

  6. Tom Sofa Says:

    Now that is Genius!

  7. Andrew Denny Says:

    Well, that makes me want to buy it again, thanks! It’s good fun, you don’t take it seriously, do you?

  8. David Says:

    … it’s absolutely true because I read it in The Daily Mail… song stuck in head… thanks! :-)

  9. Berno Says:

    Super, brilliant, you know need to make it number one. bring attention to the dull climate that Britain as become.

    The nice thing is that all you sing about is true! B x

  10. sb Says:

    Wonderful.

  11. StuartD Says:

    Fine work! Many thanks!

  12. Gerbrand Says:

    Great video. Very funny, but I as a foreigner doubt those headlines can be true. Who would read that??

  13. Gappy Says:

    Genius. Love the Dylanesque video aswell.

    Am directing all virtual friends your way.

  14. Stefan Says:

    Beautiful!

    Are these all real headlines??

  15. Creative Chocs Says:

    I love it, gave me a right Belly Laugh,

  16. Dean Says:

    A work of genius dear boy. ‘Tis spreading like wild fire around facebook as we speak. Good work that man.

  17. The Daily Mail Song Says:

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  18. AllyUnderground Says:

    I was hoping so much that this would be downloadable! Cheers Dan(s), this is now the theme song to my research proposal ^_^

  19. grilly Says:

    i was just downloading this song, after watching the vid on tabloid watch, and i thought, it would be a shame to download it without thanking you for singing it and saying that you’re doing very well as a double act. so thanks for writing and singing this.
    grilly.

  20. Val Span Says:

    Oh I’m so happy my facebook friend posted a link to this! Can’t wait to watch all the other videos. Dan, are you two related?

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  22. Mike O Says:

    Spot on and a wonderful return to the idea of satire tells the truth.

  23. Allan Says:

    Brilliant, made my day.

  24. Roy Says:

    You should sell it as a ringtone!

  25. Dylan Fan Says:

    Dan and Dan. May I be so bold as to suggest a new title that for this really clever song of yours:

    Subeditorial Headline Blues.

  26. Handsompod Says:

    Just got this posted at I-AM-BORED for you chap.
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=48356

  27. Handsompod Says:

    Hope you don’t mind. ;)

  28. admin Says:

    You may be so bold, and I agree that is indeed very clever. But probably too late for this one… I might put it in the sidebar. Haha!

  29. admin Says:

    No, just a strong resemblance (can’t see it myself). We were doomed to collaborate artistically.

  30. admin Says:

    No probs, any time :)

  31. admin Says:

    You’d be surprised.

  32. Tai Says:

    Is there any chance of seeing copies of your mock-up front pages? It seems there’s other little gems hiding in the minor headlines as well but they flash by so quickly. Love your videos. Thank you for sharing with the world.

  33. Chris Bardell Says:

    Cracking stuff, very well observed. I recently did a spoof piece on the just-as-bad Daily Express, if anyone wants a look: http://www.chrisbardell.com/?p=1414

  34. Emma Says:

    Love it! Totally awesome :)

  35. Roy M Says:

    Dan, could you thank Dan for his excellent song. Thanks.

    Roy M

  36. admin Says:

    There is indeed. ‘Twould be a shame to let them go to waste. We’re currently away at the moment though so expect an update when we’re back in a few weeks…

  37. Feellikeacriminal Says:

    Brilliant! Just one question, which one of you will answer the door when Lord “The Viscount” Rothermere comes a knockin’? ;-)

  38. Terry Says:

    LOVED IT!! absolutely loved it!!

    Where can I get a copy of those papers??

    Have you got a facebook group? (I hate facebook but I’d join that one!)

  39. Funky Punky Says:

    Absolutely brilliant. My mother should be a Daily Mail sponsor. This has now been entered into my phone Mp3 library and I have asked my friend to teach me guitar surely so I can learn it and play it at our local jam night. Subject to you agreeing of course. Thank you for making me laugh out loud. fantastic. Cher x

  40. Vicus Scurra Says:

    I watched this interesting performance under the impression that it was satirical.
    Then I saw this:
    it is true

  41. admin Says:

    Cheers, we’re glad. There is a facebook group my mate set up years ago, but it needs better admin – keep meaning to do it properly, and will do soon. Stay tuned.

  42. admin Says:

    Good luck playing it – the chords are easy, but my guitar was very out of tune, so you may find it hard playing along to the actual vid. But the chords are like G, D, C. That’s it I think.

  43. admin Says:

    Oh jesus no. Unbelievable. Thanks for sharing that…

  44. james pearson Says:

    you’re amazing!

  45. James Unna Says:

    Hey, as a Guardian reading lefty I’m appalled at my mother’s daily purchase of the Daily Mail. Its a shocking bad “news” paper. I thought this song might make her see the light but she failed to grasp the irony in her delight. Why, some might ask, does it matter if the daily mail exists? Well it matters because people are sheep and the Daily Mail is a bad shepherd.

  46. Bob C Says:

    More! more! awesomely sad but oh so true…

  47. That Guy Says:

    I would pay to see you play that at Glastonbury.

  48. Ed Chappel Says:

    Hi Dan,

    Great song! I organise the Musical Comedy Awards, a competition to promote the best emerging musical comedians in the UK! We actually just had the final at the end of March at the New Players Theatre and were Guardian Pick of the Week and Time Out Critics Choice. Would love to invite you to play at a show in the future if you were ever up for it! And if you ever wanted to upload some of your songs to the site http://www.musicalcomedy.co.uk that would be great too!

    Best wishes,

    Ed

  49. Geraldbean1 Says:

    HILARIOUS!

  50. Richard Bentall Says:

    Absolutely fantastic. I’ve watched it ten times and I’m still laughing.

  51. admin Says:

    Good point brilliantly put sir.

  52. Phil Says:

    Hilarious video! Are the headlines real? I tried to find some of them but without much success. They aren’t all front page stories but were they minor headlines?

  53. admin Says:

    I’m afraid they’re not real, no. Some people seem to call this cheating. I call it poetic license.
    Glad you like it anyway! If it’s any consolation they certainly COULD be real.

  54. john Says:

    very very good

  55. Oliversrussell Says:

    Wonderful stuff chaps! I kind of was hoping it was reverse thinking and funded by the Mail but then i realised to have reverse thinking you’ve got to have any kind of thinking in the first place! Glad to have found your blog. Delving into your archives with glee (ooer!)

  56. James F Says:

    Genius sir!! Well done – definitely brightened my day

  57. Elizabeth Verth Says:

    Today’s news, tomorrow’s fish and chip paper. Excellent stuff. I can vouch for your accuracy, but not so much for the Daily Mail’s.

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  59. Hayley Says:

    Love you !!! You going to do any more songs like the daily mail?

  60. DaveH Says:

    Love it! Esp the bit about cancer .. spot on satire without being preachy. Now Show eat your hearts out…

  61. jane Says:

    very good, but it might turn out to be an election boost for the Tories

  62. theKanes Says:

    Dan you’re the man.

  63. alex wijeratna Says:

    we’re planning to produce a spoof Daily MEAL newspaper as part of ActionAid’s global hunger campaign. could Dan & Dan help us?

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  65. Tony Watts Says:

    In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “It’s funny ’cause it’s true.” Sheer genius in the spirit of the great Tom Lehrer. By the way, did you guys have solo careers before you got together?

  66. Anonymouse Says:

    Excellent video. Great concept and very well done, and you have a good voice to boot.

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  71. admin Says:

    Yes, we did in fact. Although in Dans case he had been trying to launch a concept channel in which it looked like he was talking to himself. It didn’t work at all. It’s lucky we met really.

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